WWE SMACKDOWN SPOILERS!

I went to tonight's Smackdown taping in Fort Wayne. Brad Maddox was doing commentary all night. Here are the results:

*Sheamus & Randy Orton defeated Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow after hitting them with their finishers. The Shield challenged them to face them at Wrestlemania with any partner they wanted.
*The Miz defeated Darren Young. Wade Barrett was at ringside but nothing happened.
*On the screen, we saw Big Show offer to be the third man with Orton and Sheamus but they turned him down. They said they had a partner already and it was Ryback.
*Layla & Kaitlyn defeat Tamina Snuka & Aksana. Let's just say they need to edit some of this one.
*On the screen, the Bellas laid out the Funkadacytles. Yes, really. They mocked Brodus and Tensai.
*Dolph Ziggler defeated Kane. Yes, CM Punk lost to Kane and Kane lost to Ziggler, who loses to everyone. None of this makes any sense to anyone except well, who knows? Daniel Bryan and Langston got involved.
*Fandango vs. Great Khali never went down. Same deal as the all his other appearances.
*Booker announced The Shield vs Sheamus, Ryback, and Randy Orton official. The Shield attacked Orton and Sheamus.
*Mark Henry vs Ryback never started as The Shield then attacked Ryback. 10 seconds after the bell rang, The Shield attacked Ryback. Once he was beaten down, Henry hit him over and over with the World's Strongest Slam.
*Jack Swagger pinned Chris Jericho. Far and away the best match I've ever seen Swagger have.