We move a week closer to
Extreme Rules and what will happen when Paul Heyman plays ‘Bring your
Beast to his opponent’s work’? Is John Cena going to be healthy enough
to make it to the pay per view? What will the Shield do to top their
last few weeks with the Undertaker and Kane?
Earlier today, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman went to Titan Towers. What
happened when they entered the inner sanctum of the Game’s office? What
is next for John Cena and Ryback? Will Cena get a matching leather
jacket in case they have to be tag team partners before Extreme Rules?
We are in Roanoke, Virginia and your announcers are Michael ‘
Bolton’ Cole, John ‘
Peter Gibbons’ Layfield, and Jerry ‘
Milton Waddams’ Lawler.
John Cena makes his way to the ring but he does not have the usual pep
in his step. He says that you can sense the unrest in the WWE Universe.
It has been a week full of unrest and questions. John says that he
will answer those questions using the playbook of Daniel Bryan.
YES . . . competing in the main event of Raw was probably not a great decision for his heel.
NO . . . it will not stop him from defending his title against Ryback at Extreme Rules.
YES . . . after Ryback refused to compete and standing on the stage at the end of the show, he does not know what his plans are.
YES . . . Ryback is ready to DTF. . . do the Fandango.
The photo with Betty White was photoshopped.
He says that he is not a teacher, lawyer, or doctor, he is the current
WWE Champion. As long as he is medically cleared, his job is to get in
this ring every single week and do his best. Is he 100%, he hasn’t been
100% since 2002. That will not stop him from defending his WWE
Championship.
Vickie Guerrero excuse mes her way to the ring.
She tells John that she is so excited that he will be defending the
title at Extreme Rules. This pay per view will not be ordinary . . . it
will be Extreme. Triple H will face Brock Lesnar in a Steel Cage
match. Dolph Ziggler will be defending his title in a Triple Threat
Ladder Match. The WWE Title match will also be extreme. She says that
she would never choose a stipulation that would affect the champion and
the challenger.
Ryback makes his way to the ring.
John will get to select his stipulation for the match with Ryback. John
says that he has so many options. He says the winner should be the
person who runs out of the arena like a scared girl.
Instead, why not make it a whine off. Cena mocks Ryback.
He says that he doesn’t care if it is a Vickie Guerrero Granny Panties
on a Pole Match . . . and then he reconsiders. He wants a chance to
fight and shut up the world’s largest complainer.
Vickie tells Ryback that she did not appreciate him walking out of the
match last week. Now Ryback gets to pick the stipulation.
Ryback says that throwing away the chance to make the stipulation is extremely stupid.
Cena shows that his foot does not hurt him as much as Ryback thinks.
Ryback says that he is not fighting Cena tonight and he tells him to
take it easy. He is smart enough to walk away from a fight when the
timing is wrong. It is ironic that his Achilles heel is his Achilles
heel. Cena’s real Achilles heel is his ego and pride. After Extreme
Rules, everyone will know that Ryback Rules.
The match will be Last Man Standing.
Michael Cole reminds us of the situation involving Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman, and the WWE Headquarters.
Randy Orton walks in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and Damien demands silence before he sings.
Randy has voices inside his head, just watching him puts him to bed. Puts me to sleep.
Randy walks down here on this ramp his expression stays the same. Does
his pose up in the corner, can’t think of anything more lame.
All his tattoos are disgusting, all that oil on him is heinous. All you
people get to sit back and watch him beat this ignoramus.
Match Number One: Randy Orton versus Damien Sandow in an In Case You Missed It on Smackdown Rematch
Orton punches Sandow and he must not be a fan of music. Orton puts
Sandow on the apron and he tries for the IEDDT but Sandow gets to the
floor. Orton with a clothesline and then he drops Sandow on the
ringside barrier. Orton sends Sandow back into the ring but Sandow goes
to the floor again.
Orton punches Sandow and sends him into the ringside barrier and apron.
Orton hangs Sandow on the apron and he tries for an IEDDT but Sandow
sends Orton into the ringside barrier. Orton with a back breaker
followed by a European uppercut or two. Orton punches Sandow and he
pulls Damien out of the corner. Orton with a stomp to the midsection.
Sandow with a shoulder and knee to the midsection. Sandow with a punch
but Orton with a punch of his own and a suplex.
Orton runs his laces across Sandow’s face and it is time for the Garvin
Stomp. Orton with a boot to Sandow’s head and he gets a near fall.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Sandow is in control of the match with a reverse chin
lock. Sandow with knees to Orton followed by the side Russian leg sweep
and it is time for the Elbow of Disdain and he connects and gets a near
fall. Sandow returns to the reverse chin lock.
Orton with a clothesline out of the corner on an Irish whip and he
connects with another clothesline. Sandow goes for a clothesline but
Orton moves and Randy with a power slam. Orton runs into an elbow but
Orton with a drop kick when Sandow comes off the turnbuckles. Sandow
goes to the apron and Orton hits the IEDDT.
Orton twists into the push ups and he hits the RKO for the three count.
Winner: Randy Orton
After the match, Cole, Lawler, and Layfield are talking but we cut to
the stage where Big Show is standing over Randy Orton. We see footage
showing Big Show knocking out Orton.
Fandango is in the back and he is getting ready with SUE. We go to commercial.
We are back and Chris Jericho makes an appearance in his sequin spangled jacket. He makes his way to the ring.
Chris welcomes us to Raw is JERICHO. He says that we know that Fandumbo
is coming out next so he wanted to put together a Judge’s panel of the
performance of FanDodgeDurango, FanDingleBerry, and other names.
Chris says that he found two superstars in the back who could kick some
butt and shake some booty. He brings out Brodus Clay and Tensai, who
are joined by Cameron and Naomi.
Brodus and Tensai give Fandango and Sue a 2 while Jericho gives them a 1.
Fandango wants to know who Christopher is to rate him. Just because he was on Dancing with the Stars, but he failed.
Match Number Two: R Truth versus Fandango (with Sue)
Fandango with kicks and knees to Truth and then he dances. Truth with a
leg lariat and then he connects with a clothesline and back elbow.
Truth with a kick and a sit out gourdbuster. Truth with the scissors
kick and Fandango rolls to the floor to avoid being pinned.
Truth dances and does a split in the ring and they get 10s across the board. Fandango and Sue leave and he is counted out.
Winner: R Truth (by count out)
It is time for more footage of Brock and Paul at WWE Headquarters. We
see more footage of Paul filming Brock walking through the hallways.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at the match between Daniel Bryan and
Ryback from Smackdown. Then Daniel Bryan was attacked by the Shield.
Josh Mathews is with Daniel Bryan in the interview area. Josh asks
Daniel how he is. Daniel says that he is fine. The Shield like to
throw around the word justice. They use it to justify three on one
attacks. He will prove that it will take more than a Shield ambush. He
is challenging The Ryback to a rematch tonight.
Ryback tells Bryan he is in no condition for a rematch. He tells Bryan
‘No’ Ryback says that even if Bryan was healthy, he would destroy him
again. Bryan is half the man he is.
Kane comes up from behind and he asks Ryback about him. Does he think that he is half the man that Ryback is.
Ryback says Kane is not the monster he used to be. There is only one monster in the WWE and Ryback Rules.
Match Number Three: Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) versus Dolph Ziggler (with Big E Langston and AJ Lee)
They lock up and go to a stalemate. Ziggler has a kick blocked and Del
Rio with a side head lock take down. Del Rio with a shoulder tackle.
Del Rio blocks a hip toss and hits one of his own and he gets a near
fall. Del Rio with a kick to the back and he gets a near fall.
Ziggler with a kick to the thigh and Ziggler with a drop kick for a near
fall. Ziggler kicks Del Rio in the corner. Ziggler punches Del Rio
and he hits a Stinger Splash and gets a near fall. Del Rio with kicks
in the corner and then he punches Ziggler. Del Rio with the step up
enzuigiri to the shoulder and he gets a near fall. Del Rio tries for a
suplex but Ziggler blocks it and Ziggler with a suplex of his own and he
gets a near fall.
Ziggler with punches to Del Rio and the referee pulls Ziggler out of the
corner. Del Rio with an Irish whip and Del Rio sends Ziggler into the
corner and Del Rio with forearms to the kidneys followed by a
lungblower. Ziggler falls to the floor and Jack Swagger’s music plays
and he comes to the ring with Zeb Colter.
Swagger tells Langston not to touch Colter who has gone from camouflage
to a blue vest. Meanwhile, Ziggler is still down on the floor and Del
Rio is still in the ring as we go to commercial.
We are back and Ziggler with a reverse chin lock but Del Rio with
punches and a sunset flip for a near fall. Ziggler tries for a drop
kick but Del Rio moves. Ziggler gets another chance for a drop kick and
he connects. We see footage from the commercial break when AJ
distracted Del Rio long enough to allow Ziggler to hit a Super X Factor.
Ziggler with a series of elbow drops and then he hits a delayed leaping
elbow drop. Ziggler gets a near fall. Ziggler with a kick but Del Rio
tosses Dolph into the air and down to the mat. Del Rio misses the step
up enzuigiri but he does catch Ziggler in the head when he lands on the
mat and Del Rio with a near fall.
Del Rio with a single arm breaker and then he tries for the float over
into the cross arm breaker but he takes too long and Dolph with a
swinging neck breaker for a near fall. Ziggler goes up top and Del Rio
with a punch that stops Ziggler. Del Rio with an inverted superplex and
both men are down.
Del Rio punches Ziggler but Ziggler with a kick and neck breaker.
Ziggler misses the Stinger Splash and Del Rio with two clotheslines.
Del Rio avoids a clothesline and he hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker.
Del Rio sets for the super kick and he connects. Del Rio with a near
fall. Del Rio signals for the cross arm breaker and after a few
counters Del Rio applies the cross arm breaker.
AJ gets on the apron to distract the referee. Langston pulls Del Rio
out of the ring and then Langston throws Del Rio into Swagger as the
referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio (by disqualification)
After the match, Swagger sends Langston into the ring post and he takes
care of Del Rio. Swagger pulls out a ladder and Ricardo climbs on his
back. Swagger uses the ladder to push Ricardo into the ringside
barrier. Swagger hits Ziggler with the ladder and then he throws it at
Del Rio.
We take a look at more photos of Brock and Paul entering WWE Headquarters.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Michael Cole announces the deal that WWE entered into with Yahoo. We see footage from the announcement.
Kaitlyn is talking to Cameron and Naomi and Kaitlyn’s phone goes boing
boing. Cameron and Naomi tell him that it sounds like Kaitlyn has a
stalker. Natalya enters and then Kaitlyn reads the text and she loves
that he likes the Simpsons.
Natalya tells Khali to do some spy work in the locker room.
Nikki and Brie look like they had something to do with the texts.
Match Number Four: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns versus The Usos and Kofi Kingston
Ambrose and Jimmy start things off and Ambrose punches and kicks Jimmy
in the corner. Jimmy with an elbow and forearms in the corner. Jimmy
slides into the corner and he connects with a clothesline and he slams
Jimmy. Jimmy with a boot to Ambrose. Jey tags in and they hit a double
elbow drop. Rollins comes off the turnbuckles and is met with a punch
from Jey.
Jey with a slam to Rollins and he gets a near fall. Seth runs Jey into
the turnbuckles and Reigns tags in and he kicks Jey. Reigns sends Jey
into the mat and he hits a flying clothesline. Ambrose tags in and hits
a drop kick and Rollins with a running kick for a near fall. Rollins
with a rear chin lock. Rollins with kicks and he chokes Jey in the
corner.
Ambrose tags back in and he punches Jey. Jey with a punch but Ambrose
with a knee. Reigns tags back in and he punches Jey and he suplexes Jey
and gets a near fall. Reigns with a reverse chin lock. Reigns with a
European uppercut and he tags Rollins back in.
Rollins with a reverse chin lock. Rollins with a knee to keep Jey from
tagging in. Rollins with an enzuigiri to knock Jimmy off the apron.
Rollins slaps Jey. Jey with a pop up Samoan drop. Ambrose and Kofi tag
in and Kofi with a clothesline from the turnbuckles followed by
clotheslines. Kofi with a leaping clothesline to Ambrose followed by
the Boom Drop. Kofi sets for Trouble in Paradise but he goes for a
splash into the corner instead. Kofi moves and hits a pendulum kick on
Ambrose and then he kicks Reigns off the apron.
Jimmy with a savate kick to Reigns but Reigns pulls Jimmy to the floor.
Reigns with a clohtelsine on the floor. Kofi goes up top and Ambrose
tries to stop him. Kofi knocks Dean off with a head butt. Rollins
knocks Kofi off the turnbuckles when Reigns distracts the referee. Dean
hits the Dean Driver for the three count.
Winners: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns
If you want to see more chaos, we have more photos from Paul and Brock’s visit to WWE Headquarters.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Antonio Cesaro versus Zack Ryder
They lock up and Cesaro with European uppercuts and kicks. Cesaro with a
slam and he leaps onto Ryder’s chest. Cesaro with a deadlift side
salto. Cesaro with punches in the corner and he kicks Ryder. Cesaro
with a suplex and he floats over to get a near fall. Cesaro with a
reverse chin lock.
Ryder with a face plant and he runs into boots from Ryder. Ryder with a
missile drop kick and he sets for the running forearm but Cesaro with
Swiss Death followed by the Gotch Style Neutralizer and the three count.
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
After the match, Cesaro says that if he asks for the microphone it is
for something important. He wants to know if that is all of the
competition that they have for him. It is ridiculous. He says that he
puts the ‘W’ in WWE. There is nobody in this entire company who can
challenge him. There is nobody on NXT, Saturday Morning Slam,
Superstars, Raw, or Smackdown who can hold a candle to him.
We see footage of Paul and Brock entering WWE Headquarters. Paul is
getting ready to make his comments via satellite as we go to commercial.
We are back and it has been hyped for almost two hours so we go to Paul
Heyman who is ‘live via satellite’. Paul introduces himself and he says
that he is here as the advocate for the beast incarnate, Brock Lesnar.
They took a self guided tour of WWE Headquarters today. Paul is going
to give us exclusive access to the footage that he filmed at WWE
Headquarters.
We go to Paul showing us the outside of the WWE Headquarters. Then we
see Brock Lesnar. Paul wonders why there is an Extreme Rules poster
with Sheamus on it. Paul says that they are going to Triple H’s office
and the receptionist wonders if they have an appointment. Paul says
that they got an e-mail.
We go to the fourth floor. They get off the elevator and go to Hunter’s
office. Paul points out that there is not one poster of Brock Lesnar in
the hallway. They get to Hunter’s office and Brock tells the person
who tries to keep him out of Hunter’s office to sit down and shut up.
Paul comments on a photo of Killer Kowalski and Heyman wonders who he
trained.
Brock picks up the World Title Belt in Hunter’s office and Paul tells
Brock that he won’t have a chance at the title while Hunter is still
around. Brock sits at Hunter’s desk. Brock throws a phone away and
then he breaks a laptop. Brock then breaks a keyboard. Brock knocks
out the monitor. Brock picks up the GameHammer and he breaks the desk
and GameHammer. Brock throws a television at the WWE logo and one of
the W’s falls.
Paul continues to provide commentary of Brock’s actions and Paul leaves his business card.
Paul says that he knows a little bit about the word ‘extreme’. That is
why it is ironic that Paul is the voice of reason when it comes to his
client Brock Lesnar. When Brock decides to hurt someone or lead a path
of destruction, he is the one who pleads and tells Brock to stop to
consider the legal cost of the defense.
Triple H stepped into it. Hunter hit him with a pedigree on world wide
television. This is his response. He is no longer going to discourage
Brock Lesnar, he is going to encourage Brock Lesnar. He is going to beg
Brock to hurt Triple H inside the steel cage. He is going to plead
with his client to exploit the opportunity only an old school steel cage
can do . . . to maim Triple H. He will take Triple H to the extreme
and then Brock is going to go further and further and further and
further and further and further and further and . . .
Triple H’s music plays to stop the furthering adventures of Paul Heyman.
Hunter makes his way to the ring and he looks at Paul on the TitanTron.
Hunter tells Paul they might want to bring the guy with the mic to fix
Paul’s hair. He wants to know if Paul ever opens his mouth without a
lot of crap coming out. Paul knows something about ‘extreme’? Hunter
says that he knows about Extreme. He was a founding father of
Degeneration X. He knocked Paul’s monster out cold at Wrestlemania.
Hunter says that he is not buying that Paul decided to go to Stamford
because he thought Hunter would be there. Everyone knows that Hunter is
at Raw.
Hunter tells Paul to shut up. He says that Paul and Brock can tear up
his office and intimidate innocent office people. He has two offices.
He has the one that Paul tore up and Hunter has his other office. He is
standing in that office. Hunter says this office has one hell of a
view. He says that this office is more like his home. This is where he
grew up and became a man, something Brock never became. He tells Paul
to tell Brock to say it to his face.
Hunter says that he is not real hard to find. If Brock is thinking he
can come into this office and do what he did to his other office, they
fight back in this office.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Six: AJ Lee, Nikki Bella, and Brie Bella versus Cameron, Naomi, and Kaitlyn
Cameron and AJ start things off and AJ uses a distraction by Brie to
attack Cameron from behind and she slams Cameron face first into the mat
for a near fall. AJ with a few neck breakers and she blows a kiss to
Kaitlyn. AJ gets a near fall. AJ with a reverse chin lock. Cameron
with a punch but AJ with a clothesline for a near fall. AJ with a
cravate but Cameron with punches. AJ with a forearm.
AJ with an Irish whip but she misses a splash. Cameron with a
clothesline and she sends AJ into the turnbuckles and hits a cross body.
Kaitlyn tags in and AJ begs for mercy. AJ slaps Kaitlyn and Kaitlyn
blocks a second punch. Brie refuses a tag and so does Nikki. Kaitlyn
with a spear for the three count.
Winners: Kaitlyn, Naomi, and Cameron
Mark Henry is walking in the back because that is what he do.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Mark Henry makes his way to the ring because that is
what he do. Mark says in a few minutes Sheamus is going to come out
here and he is going to act real tough. He is going to beat his chest
and do his Celtic pose. That is where the problem is. Sheamus will be
acting. Mark says that he doesn’t have to act tough because he is
tough. He will show you what happens when Sheamus meets the World’s
Strongest Man. Mark repeats Sheamus’ name and then he calls the fans
puppets for whating.
Mark wants the camera to get close. He tells Sheamus if he has any
pride in his pasty body, he will face him at Extreme Rules. It has been
a long time since he got extreme, but he promises Sheamus that people
will remember this match for the rest of existence. He has a special
wing . . .
Sheamus shows no respect to the exhibits in the Hall of Pain and he
makes his way to the ring doing his Celtic pose, like Mark said he would
do.
Sheamus wants to know how Mark is doing. He says that he came out here,
not because Mark asked him to come out, it was because the video left
half of it out. We know what Mark do, but do they know what Sheamus do?
Mark says that Sheamus isn’t serious about anything and he tells Sheamus to be serious when they meet at Extreme Rules.
Sheamus says that he is relaxed, but when the bell rings, he is all business. At Extreme Rules, the business is all Mark.
They talk about going at it, but before they can do what they do, Wade
Barrett’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring for his match
with Sheamus.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Seven: Wade Barrett versus Sheamus in a Non Title Match
The match is joined in progress and Mark Henry has made his way to the
announce table to do commentary because that is what he do.
Barrett has Sheamus in a reverse chin lock and Sheamus escapes. Sheamus
with two running double sledges and he runs Barrett into the
turnbuckles and hits a running knee lift. Barrett goes to the apron and
he connects with the forearms across the chest. Sheamus with a running
shoulder that knocks Barrett off the apron.
Sheamus teases sending Barrett into Henry and Henry flinches and falls
down. Sheamus sends Barrett into the ring and then Sheamus with a
Brogue kick to Henry. Sheamus punches Barrett and then he goes up top
for a flying shoulder tackle and he gets a near fall. Sheamus goes for
the cloverleaf but Barrett with an inside cradle for a near fall.
Barrett with the Blackpool Slam for a near fall.
Officials check on Henry on the floor while Barrett tries to get Sheamus
up for Wasteland but Sheamus escapes and he hits a uranage back breaker
for a near fall. Sheamus gets Barrett on his shoulders but Barrett
escapes. Sheamus misses a Brogue Kick and Sheamus with a back heel kick
and a super kick for a near fall.
Barrett sets for the Bull Hammer but Sheamus counters with White Noise.
Sheamus looks around and he pounds his chest. Sheamus sets for the
Brogue Kick and he connects and gets the three count.
Winner: Sheamus
After the match, Henry gets in the ring and he whips Sheamus with a
belt. Henry knocks Sheamus out of the ring. Sheamus gets a few punches
in but Henry whips Sheamus like he stole something. Henry wants
Sheamus to say something funny. Henry with a World’s Strongest Slam and
he wants to know how funny that was.
We go to commercial with a Tale of the Tape for Kane versus Ryback and we go to commercial.
We are back and next week Fandango will face Chris Jericho on Raw . . . in a Dance Off.
We take another look at Brock’s trip to Triple H’s office in Stamford.
Match Number Eight: Kane versus Ryback
They lock up and Ryback pushes Kane away. Kane takes Ryback to the mat
and he punches Ryback. Kane with a side head lock and shoulder tackle
for a near fall. Ryback runs Kane into the corner and he connects with
shoulders. Kane with a power slam to Ryback for a near fall. Kane
misses a punch and Ryback with a kick and he clotheslines Kane over the
top rope but Kane lands on his feet.
Kane pulls Ryback to the floor but Ryback sends Kane into the ringside barrier as we go to commercial.
We are back and Ryback gets a near fall. Ryback slams Kane and he hits a
splash and gets a near fall. Ryback with a forearm to the back and he
has Kane in a front face lock. Ryback with an Irish whip but Kane with
an elbow. Ryback with a Thesz Press and he slams Kane’s head into the
mat. Ryback sets for the lariat but he runs into a boot from Kane.
Kane grabs Ryback by the throat but Ryback fights out of the hold but
Kane with a thrust to the throat followed by a DDT for a near fall.
Kane with an Irish whip and clothesline followed by another Irish whip
and clothesline. Ryback with a spinebuster when Kane does not go for
his usual side slam after the second clothesline. Ryback says that it
is time to finish things.
Kane with a knee and suplex for a near fall. Kane goes up top for the
clothesline but Ryback stops him. Ryback climbs the turnbuckles but
Kane punches Ryback off the turnbuckles. Ryback hits the ropes and Kane
gets crotched. Ryback gets Kane on his shoulders for the marching
muscle buster and he hits it and gets the three count.
Winner: Ryback
After the match, The Shield make their way to the ring. Daniel Bryan comes to the ring and Ryback leaves the ring.
Bryan shields Kane from the Shield.
Not to be outdone, John Cena makes his way to the ring and he is ready to help Bryan.
The Shield come into the ringside area. Ryback has a chair while Bryan
hits a suicide dive onto Rollins and Ambrose. Cena has Reigns on his
shoulders for an Attitude Adjustment and Ryback hits Cena with the chair
and he stands over the WWE Champion.
We go to credits.
Paul Heyman
