By James Shannon:
j_pats@hotmail.com
They opened with a video promoting the
SmackDown Elimination Chamber and the feud between Del Rio and Big Show.
They then showed Show's bus pulling up. He had his driver check if the
coast was clear before berating him about his driving then entered the
arena.
Show came out to the ring, checking over
his shoulder. He complained about the double standards in WWE. His
complaint was that since he isn't popular, he gets the short end of the
stick. He said when he fought like a man, they called him a bully. Last
week he tried to act like a business man and stayed in his hotel room,
only to be called a coward. But at least he had his title match signed
before being attacked, so at Elimination Chamber the title was coming
home.
He then blamed Booker T as being solely
responsible for the double standards, due to his jealousy of Show.
Booker came out and said Show got everything he asked for: a shot at
Royal Rumble and he blew it. Booker said he doesn't like bullies and his
behaviour would get him nowhere. Show wanted to know who gave Del Rio
his hotel info. Booker denied it being him and Show said Booker was
trying to stay relevant by taking down the biggest superstar. Booker
said he treats everyone equally, which is why Del Rio is suspended
tonight. Show again pressed for an answer as to who gave Del Rio his
location.
Booker said anyone could have, as Show
doesn't exactly blend into a crowd. Booker then told Show that he was
wrestling tonight, Kane. Show wasn't happy about it.
Match Number One: Kofi Kingston Vs. Cody Rhodes.
This seems a bit like a battle of losing streaks. Though truth be told, we're the biggest losers after Rhodes Scholars broke up.
It was a fun little opener, back and
forth. Cody countered the Trouble in Paradise two, maybe three times
before hitting the disaster kick and Cross Rhodes for the clean pinfall.
Winner: Cody Rhodes, Pinfall.
They were putting over how angry Kane was
from losing on Raw, after Bryan interfered. They then showed Kane
costing Bryan a match on Main Event. Back on SmackDown Bryan approached
Kane and said he didn't want to fight. Kane said he accepted his apology
and Bryan can get out. Bryan was being overly nice, saying that Kane
was acting upset because Bryan was already in the Chamber and Kane
wasn't. He offered to be at ringside tonight to put Show off, since he
beat Show in 45 seconds. Kane told Bryan to shut his mouth. He said
Bryan couldn't speak until he congratulates Kane for chokeslamming Big
Show.
Match Number Two: The Great Khali w/ Hornswoglle & Natalya Vs. Titus O'Neil.
Booker and Long were shown watching on a monitor in the back. Khali hit a chop to the head for the pinfall.
Winner: Khali, Pinfall.
Khali starting dancing in the ring before
Mark Henry's music played. He walked to the ring and threw around what
was left of Titus. He then climbed the steps and entered the ring to go
face to face with Khali. Khali made the first move but Henry kneed him
to the corner. Khali got Henry with a chop to the head but couldn't get
him up for the Tree Slam. Henry came back with a splash and World's
Strongest Slam to leave Khali laying.
After an ad break Henry announced the
Hall of Pain open. He showed footage of his recent beatings, saying that
if any of those men had any questions, they were now answered. He said
this could have all been avoided, and it was Booker's fault. He said he
wasn't among the former world champions for Chamber, Booker didn't call
Henry. Henry had some real fire for the promo, continuing where he left
off before his break. Not much of a reaction, but some real fire. He
said he wanted an explanation and called Booker out.
Booker came out and said Henry wasn't
impressing anyone by attacking people from behind. Henry said it looked
liked there was no room in the Chamber for him, so if Booker didn't make
some room, he'd make it himself. Booker said if Henry can beat someone
already in the Chamber, he will grant him a spot also. He then booked
Henry to face Orton.
Show came out from his bus, then took
time to berate his driver again about the temperature inside the bus and
the cooking of his steak. He walked away muttering to himself and who
would appear from behind a bus but Del Rio. The story was Del Rio wasn't
breaking his suspension as he wasn't in the arena.
Match Number Three: Kane Vs. The Big Show.
Booker and Long were again shown watching
backstage. Big Show worked over Kane's leg to keep him grounded. Kane
made his comeback after an ad break and hit his top rope clothesline.
But because of his ankle, the impact hurt him as much as Show, who
followed it with the WMD for the pinfall.
Winner: Big Show, Pinfall.
Del Rio called out to Show from the
titantron after the match. He said he made a new friend, the driver. Del
Rio said since Show wasn't happy with the bus, he had made a few
changes. Show got outside to find his bus on bricks, wheels gone. Show
had a tantrum asking why it always happened to him, when Alberto was
dumped with orange paint by Del Rio from the top of the bus. Del Rio
then drove away on a road side assistance vehicle.
Match Number Four: Jack Swagger Vs. Justin Gabriel.
Swagger just out powered Gabriel. More
Booker and Long backstage. Gabriel got a brief flurry in, but when he
went to springboard outside Swagger grabbed his leg and pulled him to
the floor. Back in the ring Swagger gave him a running chop block and
locked in the Patriot Act (ankle lock) for the tap out.
Winner: Jack Swagger, Submission.
Match Number Five: Tensai Vs. Drew McIntyre w/ 3MB.
Drew was immediately using the
distraction on the outside to start on offence. Tensai came back, hit
his move and was attacked by 3MB.
Winner: Tensai, DQ.
It was a 3 on 1 beating, so Brodus ran
down and cleared the ring with Tensai. They then stared off until the
dancers got side by side with Clay and the music started. JBL begged him
not to, bringing up the NJPW cup but Tensai danced for the audience.
Match Number Six: Sin Cara Vs. Antonio Cesaro (c), Non-Title Match.
Cesaro remains the best big man to work
with small men in the world. The match had one of the greatest sunset
flip bombs you will ever see. Just amazing. Sin Cara followed it up with
a dive to the outside, but Cesaro hit his elbow as Sin Cara
springboarded into the ring. He followed it with the Neutralizer for the
pinfall.
Winner: Antonio Cesaro, Pinfall.
Striker asked Orton for his thoughts on
Henry's return. Orton said Henry'd been out for nine months, and now
thinks he can walk back and take whatever he wants. Orton said he was a
roadblock in Henry's way, and if he wasn't careful, he may end up back
on the shelf he came from.
Striker then interviewed Miz. Miz has
been in a lot of intense situations, but looking into Brock's eyes he
saw something lethal. Cesaro walked up and made fun of Miz, calling him a
typical American. Miz said he was right that he stuck his nose where it
didn't belong, but was going to stick it where it did belong. He
attacked Cesaro and pulled guard. Cesaro then got the better of it
before they were pulled apart.
Match Number Seven: Mark Henry Vs. Randy Orton.
I don't know if I'd have booked Henry's
first match back to be againnt someone he'd have to sell for this much.
In the end, Orton hit the draping DDT but couldn't get the RKO. Henry
did get the World's Strongest Slam for a clean pinfall, but it was after
a back and forth match.
Winner: Mark Henry, Pinfall.
So with this victory, Henry is in the Elimination Chamber.
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